Potty Perch !!!

What goes in must come out.

Although if you have chickens you already know that what comes out is disproportionately greater than what went in in the first place, so it'll come as no surprise that having a chicken sleeping nightly in your bathroom can mean an unpleasant start to your morning.

And this is where the Potty Perch comes in ! Ingenious, yet effective.

Now if I could only teach her to flush...

(and in case you're wondering, this is not set up, she really does sleep in my bathroom and she really does use my loo. Fortunately the whole thing lifts off when not in use so I can have my morning ablutions. I just wish I'd thought of this months ago)